THE PLEASURES OF LIFE
Just then, I stumbled on my old pal, Fleshous my childhood friend who had also gained admission into Dark Night University and Lustous, her brother. Both of them had been my childhood friend and now we find ourselves in the same university. Fleshous and I are studying the same course, Ceenphul Lyph in World Department, Faculty of Ceen. It is a course that helps us understands how the world operates successfully with the ways of man.
My Heaven Dad never agreed with me to study the course, infact, he wanted me out of the university that very moment but I was being stubborn. When he realized that I won’t change my mind, he told his three of his servants to deliver me his holy book. It took the servants three months to hand me the book. My Heaven Dad didn’t give up on me. He kept on sending his servants to warn me about the friends I was keeping, Fleshous and Lustous. Sometimes, my Heaven Dad can be over protective unlike my Earth Dad who always encouraged to me whatsoever I wanted. At a point, my Earth Dad employed me a driver who would drive me to any party I wanted to attend and always ensured I booked a first class ticket to travel the air if the party is outside my State or Country. I was not performing too well with my academics, most days of my lectures, I may not be in class but I noticed that my lecturers passed me on credit even without writing exams.
Each time I presented my test and exam results to my Heaven Dad; he would frown and disapprove the results. At that point I didn’t care or bother myself about his remarks, he such a disciplinarian, perfect and clean.
I met another friend, and we soon became best of friends, her name is Hardultrez. We met boys at first but she is never satisfied with any anybody. She suggested we met men of timber and caliber, believe me, we met men of renown, men of honor, placed in high positions of this world. We slept with the best of princes and she, Hardultrez went crazy. She started out with women of her kind, and made friends with men who make out with men-men. I am in the third year of Dark Night University and I am one of the most popular students on campus, even among lecturers. This is the third year and my Heaven Dad decided to pay me a visit. I couldn’t recognize him when he came visiting, neither did I recognize his voice on the phone when he called me to inform that he will be visiting. He had to wait for me for two days to arrive back on campus. I was out with my friends, Hardultrez, Fleshous and Lustous. We had planned to be out of school for the whole semester but my Heaven Dad’s visit became my decoy, but I made sure it was temporary. We had debunked our flight and Hardultrez’s father, Lucifer was planning to buy her own personal jet.
I reluctantly waited to hear what he had to say. Do not take me as a bad girl. I do love my Heaven Dad but the fact that he always restricted me from doing as I please is the friction I cannot deal with. Especially Lustous and Fleshous, they just couldn’t bear to stand in his sight, neither did they deliver any message my Heaven Dad sent them to deliver to me. I got offended when he told that he had been sending Fleshous and Lustous series of messages to deliver to me. I realized that I had missed out on many cash worthy profession of his Kingdom Company and eternal blessings that were written in my name. I wept bitterly but he wasn’t planning to look upon me with His compassionate countenance. He said, “If you keep working for Dark Night University Trade Company, that all I will earn as wages is ‘Death’. I couldn’t believe what he said to me, seemed more like he wanted me desperately back in his Kingdom Company and he thinks threatening me will make me bend to his Will. I can’t be threatened and I have my friends and my Earth Dad is still with me. He spoke for a long while after which he said, “I will not pay you any visit again until my Son comes back from his long journey, and his Son shall visit me.
BY; Adedeji Oshigbesan
